wrap me up

wrap me up

Tantrum (A Parody of "Ransom" by Drake & Lil' Wayne) [Revised]

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1st Verse (Jake) I'm a president, who's disliked for those horrid moments, They'll make their "Hoovervilles," and blame me for the great, long hit. That put our country at harm, from bank runs, to employees that won't quit, Which leads to people buying nothing and going on a very tight budget. Me and "The Great Depression" are like a bottle of water and oil, We don't mix; I didn't cause it, so don't wrap me up in this foil! I'm just too reluctant, even though the "Dust Bowl" ruined our soil. The Depression was not my fault, so I shouldn't have to go through some toil. Life is bad as it's had always done. "But the worst I've seen is nineteen thirty-one" Someone destroy the stock markets and don't invest a ton! Or the banks will use it all, Bank walking onto a "Bank run." We deserve more jobs and wealth for the American people. If you don't want to do anything Hoover, just sit in your seat-fool! "Fireside chats" are just the beginning of the prequel, "CCC" and the "WPA" are the ending of the sequel. Last thing, Social Security is the decision that we need now. Insurance for when you're older and retire from your steep couch. I'll aid you from your disabilities—did you ask me how? I'll put cash in your pockets, maybe enough to buy your dream-house! (Yeah) And I should have the least "braggin'" rights, Because I'm a democrat; people's fight. I hate when presidents say they're trying to give their country might, Because I had came out with more desire than a greedy type. Screw that! People, you should just go to a church for food, You never heard of rugged individualism!? Then go beg for a dime or two. Oops! , I mean get a job, FDR's here, a.k.a. "Mr. Mom." But I dealt with that like the lazy Mr. Sawyer, Tom. And I'm the 31st president of the United States, I won the last election of 1928. Its 1932 and their starting to lose faith, We might've been fine if it weren't for "Black Tuesday." I'm the same old man, who's made with hooverized butter, Let's Hoover over this; next, we'll Hoover over each other. 11,000 banks shut down, one after another, Over 30 billon dollars lost under the covers. But don't ask how the speculators lost everything, They might've wanted their checks but it was a bit too early. They might've had to protest, so I sent the military, Want to know if it's the truth? Then look it up in U.S. History! .......No longer though. 2nd Verse (Big Brayne) World War I soldiers, I got us, This is my promise: I'll bring you your checks of 500 dollars. And what I change up will end the depression. We'll just pluck, pluck and pluck, pluck and pluck, pluck again. I will assassinate the president and tuck in my kids. With my notable wits, and pluck, pluck and pluck, pluck and out those loose ends. Eat beans; no healthy greens inside a can of tin; out of my cabinet. Like a diet's slim bad attitude, I had to—Take many rations on my last foods, "Get Glad", who?? Missing my castle; eating like a fat dude. Who knew Hoover was that cruel—aren't presidents supposed to be loyal too? Red elephant, not donkey blue, does popular sovereignty relate to you? Stupid, slow, lethargic acts are the only things that you can do. I do the things that you can do, but FDR does better. I just work for every dinner and he destroys the stormy weather. We're all melting, like an ice cream cone. But when I get home and I'm all alone and prone to wish I was made out of stone. Living in a food dome, like a leech on a duck. And I'm running out of luck with every hair that I pluck like—Pluck, pluck again, Might see "Die Another Day" without 007. Nah, forget the vid. Can you spare a dime or 10 cents, so I can have some bacon bits? With some little 10 cents?... JUST FORGET THE VID! If I told you I'mma do it, I didn't! My plans were omitted, as my farmland was bitten. Yes, bitten. The dustbowl disintegrated it. I have to get out of Oklahoma, or I'm an emaciated stick. We're with it, as long as we get a little tip. And I'll probably have some bacon bits wit...