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South Park, The Movie - Kyle's Mom's A Bitch

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"Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" is a song featured in the Season One episode, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" and in the South Park movie, "South Park: Bigger, Longer& Uncut". The song was first sung in the episode, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", when Eric Cartman was upset with Kyle's mom for ruining Christmas. The song upset both Kyle Broflovski and Mr. Hankey; as Cartman sang it, Mr. Hankey came to life and launched himself at Cartman as the song ended. In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Cartman was angry that Sheila had started a war against Canada and was now going to have Terrance and Phillip executed. This time, the song contained much more bad language, including the use of the word "fuck", and a verse of the song being sung by children from around the world in different languages. Cartman continued singing the song without realizing that the person he was singing about was directly behind him. LYRICS: Weeeeeeeeeellll Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch! Come on! You all know the words! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!) Talk to kids around the world, And it might go a little bit something like this: (Chinese) Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi, (French) Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier, (Dutch) Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was, (Swahili) Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana. Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! I really mean it. Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch! Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom! Yeah, Chaaaa!