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BREAKING NEWS! Zombie Attack At Local Pasadena Bar

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BREAKING NEWS! ZOMBIE ATTACK AT LOCAL PASADENA BAR PASADENA, CA (For Immediate Release) August 25, 2014 Theadora Kelly was attacked onstage by a zombie at The Boulevard in Pasadena, California during the final week of her band's residency. There was a scuffle upon the zombie attack, but Theadora prevailed, relentlessly stabbing and kicking the zombie to immobilize it, finally getting several clear stabs to the zombie's head. "I killed it good." Theadora says in this exclusive interview, "I killed it real good." The ironically redundant song the band was playing at the time "Death To Zombies" was the perfect backdrop to these undead bar shenanigans. Looks like this zombie's tab is closed for good...