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#MCNoz2016 – Big Toast

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#MCNoz2016 - Big Toast (Revorg Records) Beat By Curt Cataract One third of TPS Fam, one fifth of Gatecrasherz, co-founder of Revorg Records and inspirational motivational speaker, Big Toast is a big lump with a talent for putting words together. Credited as the first person to put the words fuck, off and tarquin together, he has appointed himself the voice of his generation. Unfortunately his generation reject his voice and speak for themselves through the language of general retardedness, but as the french say Sämin’or. Toast speaks for a specific demographic of about 7 people, none of whom buy music. With self-depreciating wit and observant social commentary, Toast has an instantly recognisable style. He has been known to make outlandish claims with little grounding in truth, and has been voted the greatest lyricist of all time 8 years running by readers of Good Housekeeping magazine. Lyrics: Skin deep paradise asinine culture Swoop on the soul and they yam it like vultures Toast swings swords like samuri soldiers In it for the fashion so we smash em like boulders Canonise ultra retarded Posers to target appropriate markets Toast is an artist lowly regarded Food for the hateful emotions to harness Fuel for the fury this is not cool for the bougies This is not Emo awful and fruity I cannot harvest the pauses as smoothly As Aubrey I'm more for the morbidly boozy Poor and unruly haters of ham face Layabouts way off the pace in the rat race Cursed with creative urges Music's a fun way to drain your earnings