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Who will hear their cries? The Affordable Care Act has already unleashed a plague on our country: butthurt conservatives, whose butthurt medical needs are being completely ignored. The sound, vigorous spanking by--of all people--Justice Roberts, 30 million Americans getting coverage, and because PREEXISTING CONDITIONS ARE IN THE CONSTITUTION OR SOMETHING has resulted in a wave of redness, welts, and soreness. Judging from symptoms displayed on Facebook, there seems to be no balm, lotion or tincture to soothe their butthurtedness. They can't really move--every other advanced industrial nation has universal access to decent medical care. So that fucking sucks. http://www.stanford.edu/class/e297c/poverty_prejudice/soc_sec/health.htm But remember, no whining! After getting all that health care LITERALLY SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT, that will only cause chafing and irritation. Please subscribe, like, share, like us on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/TheSecondCityNetwork http://www.facebook.com/ThePartisansComedy Directed by Andy Cobb http:www.twitter.com/andycobb Written by Andy Cobb, Josh Funk, Marc Warzecha, Michael Damanskis Produced by Jeph Porter and Meghan O'Brien Starring Brian Hunt and Steve Sears The Second City Network is quickly becoming one of the hottest channels on YouTube. Our work has been featured on Tosh.0 on Comedy Central, G4's Attack of the Show, Inside Edition, NPR, MSNBC, CNN and more! Many of today's biggest names got their start at The Second City main stages -including Tina Fey of 30 Rock, Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report, and Steve Carell of The Office. Do you want to be a better comedy writer, actor, and improviser? Then sign up to take a class at one of our training centers! Chicago: http://www.secondcity.com/Training/Chicago Hollywood: http://www.secondcity.com/Training/Hollywood Toronto: http://www.secondcity.com/Training/toronto Study comedy for college credit at Second City: http://www.comedystudies.com/ Watch videos created by our current students: http://www.youtube.com/7dayshorts "Failing Defense" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons "Attribution 3.0" http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ (Sorry about the repost, y'all. Video iz hard).