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TV Burp Tribute - You'll Never Stop The Burpin'

2y ago
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A musical tribute to TV Burp by way of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire Lyrics: Crocodile, Kakapo Lookalikes and Eddie Sto Robert Winston tells you stuff Gail's gone into a huff Lord Sugar, you're fired Apprentice nutshell was retired Win a prize, choking bear Kilroy's putting it in care Hunting bargains, chippy chips Everyone's got brucie-itis Emmerdale safety, baseball bat Blanche's eyes, cataracts Alan Turner's from Star Wars And at the side are magic doors Eleven series of the show We still don't know where they go You'll never stop the burping N-N-N-No antacids until it gets flacid Then, we'll riff on TV ourselves But we'll never come up with ingenius stuff like Cheryl Cole in a loop Old man says hello to group Louie Spence dances round Tomorrow's stars will be found A corner full of rhyming words Puppets, cloth and knitted birds Sausages that tell the time Eoghan knows when he's online Louis Walsh's facial tones Hitler's gay, telephones Impressions of people you think Wagbo's in your kitchen sink A brother from another mother Things in shells and bush pushers Construction that set the stall 'Bring on the wall' You'll never stop the burpin' Dodgy guts gave you comedy cuts Now, we'll riff on tv ourselves But we'll never come up with ingenius stuff like Who put toffee in the shoe? And let Heather near the food Peculiar thing of the week Extra, highlight, pardon me Heart attack and dancing busts I certainly didn't expect to see that stuff The knitted character shot to fame While Phil Mitchell deflates again Karaoke ending tracks I prob forgot your fav crack And every break they trade whacks What else do I have to yak? You'll never stop the burpin' As long as we have youtube there'll be rectangular cubes Then, we'll riff on tv ourselves But we'll never come up with this genius stuff No, you'll never stop the burpin' As long as we have youtube there'll be rectangular cubes Then, we'll riff on tv ourselves But we'll never come up with this genius stuff You'll never stop the burpin' The instrumental is an edited version of this: http://www.myspace.com/prosoundkaraokeband/music/songs/we-didn-t-start-the-fire-karaoke-instrumental-track-in-the-style-of-billy-joel-73774296 Yes, TV Burp is made by the fine people at ITV & Avalon and not by me. All the footage is ripped from the other copyright infringers on Youtube, God bless 'em. There's too many clips to attribute who uploaded them. Sufficed to say, if you uploaded something I've probably ripped it, used or not. Other tributes: Teletext - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsQ_dgjViio Wayne Rooney's Hair - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnehwrLfmdY David Cameron's Trip to Manchester - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn6BR5CM6NE The British Summertime - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Bhkss1oO0