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I am a middle class gangsta called Ed. Don't mess with me, I know a black guy. Can I Just add, I'm not actually a complete womanising bastard... This is for entertainment purposes only and is more satirical than serious.. Just wanted to make that clear. Honestly, I'm a pretty nice guy, why lie? I'm actually quite shy, but  the lads bible is the book I abide by,  and I got a girl radar like wi fi, high five. I spy with my japs eye a hot chick checking me out, nice rack and nice thighs , my sober mind would say why try, but I've had 3 shots and I'm quite high, so I walk up to her with the swagga of a penguin, fake tan hotter than a cigarette ending, She's like hi there, do I know you, and I'm like nope but I got something to show you!  Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my penis, so suck it maybe, and all these other hoes, I swear they chase me, but here's my penis, so suck it maybe! See I respect you, as a lady, but here's my penis, so suck it maybe,  And I suspect you, want it insanely, so here's my penis, suck it maybe!  You see deep inside I have the soul of a poet and I feel deeply, but I just struggle to show it,  All these feelings I have are hard to word, and after liqueur my vision starts to blur, words start to slur, It occurs to me that personally I prefer a bit of fur on a bea ... Ver and it hurts you see to me when I see a girl with a size 30 D. You see I'm not chauvinistic, but all of these rich kid dumb skets go ballistic when I call them all bitches. Worst case scenario it'll be a bit awkward, best case scenario the girl'll let you pork her!  Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my penis, so suck it maybe, and all these other hoes, I swear they chase me, but here's my penis, so suck it maybe! See I respect you, as a lady, but here's my penis, so suck it maybe,  And I suspect you, want it insanely, so here's my penis, suck it maybe!  If you really are a deep thinking passionate queen, then you've got to stop acting so trashy you see, Because actual-al-ly do expect respect from a guy when you're acting like a slapper on E?  Laughing hysterically when it's not even funny, the make up and nails aren't helping you honey, please let me know when the message has sunk in, got so much fake tan on you look like a pumpkin.  'Sorry to get all you know great gatsby on your asses, the American dream is a lie, we're all deeply insecure and superficial blah blah, but that's not the main point of the song, the main point is : oral sex. ' Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my penis, so suck it maybe, and all these other hoes, I swear they chase me, but here's my penis, so suck it maybe! See I respect you, as a lady, but here's my penis, so suck it maybe,  And I suspect you, want it insanely, so here's my penis, suck it maybe!