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SNARK of the WEEK!: It's All Fake! | 07.Jun.2012 | News You Could Lose #7

4y ago


I think I'm just getting to the point where I have to laugh or I'll scream. LOL. Even more Snark... The nation is a corporation and the corporation wants to control every single aspect of your life. It is horrifying. We are swimming in a black hole of fear and control, and everything is SO FAKE! Fake radiation safe limits, fake nuclear physicians and nurses with fake degrees (probably why they love vaccines so much), fake thought crime, fake robo-police that don't actually police anything, fake illusion of drinking less because we put soda in multiple cups at the behest of Mayor Bloomberg, fake wars, fake terror, FAKE FAKE FAKE! I also went off on a whole drug war rant that was ten minutes by itself, so it's going to have to be its own vid. If only the FDA wasn't blatantly admitting it kills 100,000 people a year with approved pharma drugs. (See, toldja, its a whole 'nother rant.) Episode #7 gamut: Fukushima saved the bluefin tuna! Yay! We should have nuclear meltdowns all the time! Fake PhDs in nuclear physics? aka Pet Peeve #2: lying liars lying! EPA's mission creeps New police state robot cop tech can catch imaginary terrorists...but that's about it Smart 9-1-1: At least the operators will know your dog's name when you call Bloomberg's drink ban: don't worry, he's just FORCING you to understand, that's all ...and I'm sure there is something else but I can't remember now. Ah...the news...good times. It's like using one of those thin paper toilet seat covers at a public restroom in the just tries to stick to your butt. (Ew.) Truly Random Thing I Didn't Mention: Mayor Barrett slapped by supporter after concession speech. Hey, at least she asked first. Great. Now newsreaders get to use cheesy lines like "It was a real slap in the face for Democrats..." eighty billion times. Awesome. (Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.)