The Onion
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Sears Extremists Fly Plane Into Willis Tower
The Onion 9mo ago
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Your Insides Look Like Smashed Tomatoes - Dr. Good - Ep. 1
The Onion 9h ago
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David Fincher To Helm YouTube's First Hour-Long Drama Series 'Turtle Has Sex With Shoes'
The Onion 10h ago
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The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
The Onion 1d ago
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Man Says 'Fuck It,' Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
The Onion 3d ago
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There Are People In World Who Are Concerned About Current State Of Hip-Hop
The Onion 6d ago
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Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
The Onion 1w ago
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Brad Pitt Decides To Grow Out Forehead Hair
The Onion 1w ago
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Excited Man Only Two Therapy Sessions Away From Resolving Issues
The Onion 1w ago
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Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris
The Onion 2w ago
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Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression
The Onion 2w ago
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VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot
The Onion 3w ago
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Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl
The Onion 3w ago
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Ashamed Student Affairs Committee Reveals There Aren't Any Awesome Events This Weekend
The Onion 3w ago
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Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up
The Onion 3w ago
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Jessica Simpson Goes On Nationwide Book Tour To Promote The Novel She Read
The Onion 3w ago
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The nation’s poorest individuals are at least grateful they aren’t part of the nation’s long-suffering middle class, pictures of a smiling group of people are taken where John Lennon was murdered, and the highlight of an Alzheimer patien...
