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Roger Federer Nearly Blows Chance At Wimbledon By Introducing Crabgrass To The Courts

3y ago


It's an Independence Day Firework To Your Head, as Doc and Kenny celebrate Bosh proving himself a non-ostrich, Federer tracking crabgrass into Wimbledon, and the Diamondbacks fleeing from a scary bug. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: Like The Onion on Facebook: Follow The Onion on Twitter: