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helter skelter

helter skelter

Pinkie Pie (American Pie Rewritten) - Don McLean

2y ago
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So this is my first try at recording a cover... or parody. I think I did good enough, thought you guys might like it. Feedback is appreciated. Anyways, yeah. I want to thank DECOMPRESSOR for letting me use his art. Link here: http://decompressor.deviantart.com/art/Pinkie-Pointing-281781706 Download this song here: http://soundcloud.com/masterkid1230/pinkie-pie-parody-of-american And lyrics, of course: A long long time ago I can still remember how Those lessons used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could teach ponies how to enchant And maybe they'd use magic and even smile But February made me shiver With every letter Spike delivered Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I just remember that I cried When I Heard that night, that Luna whined Something touched me deep inside **The day Celestia died** So [Chorus] Bye, bye Miss Pinkie Pie May Celestia reast in peace while I just sit here and die Them good ole colts were drinking cyder and rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in Luna above If Zecora tells you so Now do you believe in rock and roll? Can knowledge save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with her Cause I saw you dancin' on the stairs You both kicked off your hooves Oh, I dig those rhythm and blues I was a lonely filly broncin' buck With a purple mane and a big ole bro But I knew I was out of luck The day Celestia died I started singin' [Chorus] Now, for ten years we've been on our own The Apple cider sells better than before But, that's not how it used to be When Pinkie sang for the Royalty In a coat she borrowed from Rarity And a voice that came from you and me Oh and while Celestia was looking down Pinkie stole her thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Luna read a book on Marx Octavia practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day Celestia died We were singin' [Chorus] Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and falling fast It landed foul on the grass The crusaders tried for a forward pass With pinkie on the sidelines in a cast Now the half-time air was sweet perfume While shiny played his marching tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance Cause the crusaders tried to take the field Vinyl scratch refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day Celestia died? We started singin' [Chorus] Oh, and there we were all in one place Harmony lost in space With no time left to start again So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Applejack sat on a candlestick Cause fire is the Chrysalis's only friend And as I watched her on the stage My hooves were clenched in fists of rage No pony born in Hell Could break that Dragon's spell And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Discord laughing with delight The day Celestia died He was singin' [Chorus] Big Macintosh could sing the blues And I asked him for some happy news But he said 'Eenope' and walked away I went down to Canterlot Where I met the Princess years before But the guards there said the princess wasn't there And in the streets the foals screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The castle bells were broken And the princess I admire most- went out for a walk, and now is gone- She caught the last train for the coast The day Celestia died And they were singing