chuck hayes

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onlywon.com - Download the album! (iTunes, Amazon, Facebook.com/onlywon) CHORUS: See I be that Lyrical Engineer Only the technically minded will know what I'm talkin' about here (2x) 6am gotta get outa bed got this funny feeling comin' straight out my head Waiting for the alarm, ready to start a new day But it's tough cuz I was up all night on Ebay and playing video games, you know I hooked up my Atari. to the surround sound system and HDTV *Palm Pilot beeps* oh that be my palm pilot don't tell me I can't see it cuz I got small eyelets Gotta put on my glasses, been wearing them since six can barely see my kicks, thinkin' about getting lasix so I can see my degree, got my bachelors in ME took the EIT, now I'm a licenced PE Kickin it w/ EE's & CE's at NEC and HP I'm the Overachieving Geek...AKA the OG! CHORUS See I be that lyrical Engineer "Fluid dynamics, quantum physics" See I be that lyrical Engineer "Electrical circuits, Thermodynamics" Gotta make that commute to the Silicon valley Took a detour so had to use my Rand McNally but I had it on my laptop hooked to the GPS Don't need commuter stress, gotta swerve with finesse Bluetooth headset on so I can drive with both hands Gotta hurry to the office, got wires to land Red stapler in office in my 6x6 cubicle Office space and Dilbert be my American Idol Leaning to the side in my Lincoln Navigator moving much faster than a particle accelerator SLAM! I feel like atoms being collided With holy hip hop, you gotta bump it when you ride it Oh wait, got no gator, Got the VehiCROSS concept An engineering marvel you best not take a wrong step I got Torque on Demand with cutting edge propulsion Standard with a computer controlled variable induction Hittin' the beats...man, only God can engineer this you better turn this up in case you can't hear this CHORUS See I be that lyrical Engineer "Mechanics of materials, Robotics, statics" See I be that lyrical Engineer "Heat Transfer, Magnetics, Vector Mechanics" Ya know it's tough being an engineer Designing gears and calculating elasticity of shear I can't go on dates cuz my design project's late Be workin' onsite till quarter past 8 or 9...sometimes even past midnight Technicians be trippin', tellin' me that my beat's tight. Better (gotta) put on my bunny suit in that clean room environment Class 1 fab with no particulates or allergens...work on servos in the motors and Robotics with encoders got body odor, need a shower, got no time for free loaders I must say I'm thankful; God's blessed me with a mind With AutoCAD I can design a machine right on time Need to design a ship that can go faster & faster So that maybe one day I can finally work for NASA *whew* Gotta get my head out that panel so I can finally go home and watch Discovery Channel CHORUS 18 yrs of rappin' but may never see the Grammies But at least I can understand thermodynamics 2 yrs of Calculus solving differential equations I be that lyrical engineer with that Asian persuasion Sometimes I be chillin' and be listening to the news and thinkin' about theories and the principles of Cold Fusion look like a nerd, and not a babemagnet But got more toys than inspector Gadget Like I don't use film cuz my camera's strictly digital woulda been a miracle to get a JPEG of Jerrico. So when will girls call me? When they can't boot their PC's? Sorry Ladies, I'm goin' back to my Atari! ---------------- Crew Director & Editor: Marlon Jones Director of Photography: Clifford Jones Script: Jahmal Holland and Marlon Jones Producers: Laci Sosa and Larissa Chiu Graphics: Jared Isham Music: Maximillian Reynolds First Assistant Director: Heather Chalecki Grip & Electric: Chuck Hayes D.I.T. & 2nd Assistant Director -- Lizette Anaya Assistant Camera: Ryan Jaeger Assistant Camera: Jason Poon Concert Audio Engineer: John Cho Make-up/Hair: Lean Gillen Stunt Coordinator: Baldwin Chiu Key Production Assistant: Bryan Shigekawa Production Assistants: Desmond Au, Andy Giner, Ryan Jaeger, Yonghwan Ka...