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New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner
The Onion 11mo ago
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How To Survive Being Shot Point Blank In The Chest - Dr. Good - Ep 7.
The Onion 11h ago
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Will Season Four Of 'Downton Abbey' Finally Show The Wizards Using Their Powers?
The Onion 1d ago
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Will Season Four Of ‘Downton Abbey’ Finally Show The Wizards Using Their Powers?
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A.V. Undercover: Alpine Covers Radiohead
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The Onion Looks Back At 'The Wizard Of Oz'
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A.V. Club Stand Down: Tig Notaro bombs onstage, then things get worse
The Onion 2d ago
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The Onion Looks Back At 'The Wizard Of Oz'
The Onion 2d ago
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Nation Demands New Photograph Of Edward Snowden
The Onion 5d ago
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Nation Demands New Photograph Of Edward Snowden
The Onion 5d ago
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Friends Don't Understand How Man Not Depressed
The Onion 6d ago
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Ladies, Freeze Your Hot Young Face For Later! - Dr. Good - Ep. 6
The Onion 1w ago
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Savoir Adore Covers New Radicals
The Onion 1w ago
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Brendan Fraser: “I Would Like To Apply For One Kickstarter, Please”
The Onion 1w ago
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Brendan Fraser: "I Would Like To Apply For One Kickstarter, Please"
The Onion 1w ago
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A.V. Undercover: GWAR Covers Kansas
The Onion 1w ago
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Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they get in the car.
