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Martin Luther King Bust First Thing To Go, Romney Advisor Quietly Thinking
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The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
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Man Says 'Fuck It,' Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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There Are People In World Who Are Concerned About Current State Of Hip-Hop
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Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
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Brad Pitt Decides To Grow Out Forehead Hair
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Excited Man Only Two Therapy Sessions Away From Resolving Issues
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Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris
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Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression
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VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot
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Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl
The Onion 3w ago
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Ashamed Student Affairs Committee Reveals There Aren't Any Awesome Events This Weekend
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Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up
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Jessica Simpson Goes On Nationwide Book Tour To Promote The Novel She Read
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Physicists Confirm They Have Found And Killed The 'God Particle'
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Onion News Empire Official Trailer
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A new study finds that Americans need six hours of sleep at work, scientists say the U.S. may have discovered a previously unknown level of not caring about Syria, and a fan prefers Tarantino's early work when he was shelving movies all day at a video store, It's the week of July 16th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
