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A Lot Like Me - Schaffer the Darklord

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A Lot Like Me by Schaffer the Darklord: www.schafferthedarklord.com Art and Video by TheBoyd: theboyd.deviantart.com Lyrics: Who's that banging at your door? Yo let him in! The guy inside your mind, stuck in your head, and up under your skin. Get in line to die, no time to notify next of kin. Fight or flight time kid, Ha Ha Ha, I win! And I got, no time to be your rhyme writing typewad. after I already blew your mind thrice on your ipod. It's my job to write and spit the shit you get psyched on. That leaves you slack-jawed going, O-M-G Oh My God! Since my inception I've been at this incessantly Stressing second guess, and over estimate enemies. Since we met it's been a test of messing with your destiny. It's yes if you're guessing me, S-T-D. Yes indeed! So let's go take my hand. Notice it's so cold. From undead, unfrozen, bloody nose, it's so old. My eyes go psycho when you're under my mind control. The people have spoken and I'm the one you've chosen, Yo! Do you like getting drunk, Do you like Smoking weed, Do you like having sex, than you're gunna like me? Do you rock Hip-Hop is this what you need? Look in this mirror and see, you're a lot like me. Do you like getting drunk, Do you like Smoking weed, Do you like having sex, than you're gunna like me? Do you rock Hip-Hop is this the shit that you need? Look in this mirror and see, that you're a lot like me. It's like, this and like that and like this, and Uh! Yes I was dusted up as fucking fuck when I cut this. I'm the one that you will tryst upon but not just yet. The one that bust up on you going Oh My God. Fuck yes. And with that, wack raps that are falling flat. After I smack and snap their traps with ball and gag. Although you know my name is Mark you aren't allowed to call me that. Swallow jack and coke and smoke and follow that. Holler Back! And if you can't or won't then don't ____ just let me say Do yourself a favour, neighbor, Say my name and Go Away. Today is Schaffer day, and so is every other day, The papers say I've made it so Hey Hey Hey, Anyway! You know, way back when I first came around you doubted me, You'd never heard a word about me, now you cannot live without me. You follow me around harassing me and hounding me, and now you fucking clowns are going down with me. OH! Do you love New York, and the N-Y-C Do you love live and laugh, then you have to like me Are you a hi-fi, sci-fi V-I-P Look in this mirror and see, you're a lot like me. Do you love New York, and the N-Y-C Are you a hardcore Dork, then you're gunna like me. Are you a hi-fi, sci-fi V-I-P Look in this mirror and see, you're a lot like me. (A lot like me, you're a lot like me) All you bitches in this kitchen you're a lot like me, Well this is it and in this instant I will kill this for the kicker, Spit two shits off of a skipping disc, and still I'll spit it sicker, then you bitches in this business, getting killed with the quickness. Now I have got to show you how I rap with the sickness. You are on fire and dying, the sky is now falling and sirens are calling your name, And the last word your breathing is fevered as demons and goblins are awfully eating your brain, and the spot where you've fallen, enveloped in shadow, what's crawling across you and darkens the place where you lie you look up to the sky and the last thing you see as you die is the smile on my face. Yeah Bitches. (Cmon) (Oh) Do you like getting drunk, Do you like Smoking weed, Do you like having sex, than you're gunna like me? Do you rock Hip-Hop is this what you need? Look in this mirror and see, you're a lot like me. Do you like getting drunk, Do you like Smoking weed, Do you like having sex, than you're gunna like me? Do you rock Hip-Hop is this the shit that you need? Look in this mirror and see, that you're a lot like me It's like!