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The Large Hardon Collider Ballad

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A particle physicist's expression of love and lust to Beauty from Beauty and the Beast Lyrics: Let me take you on a ride. On my particle accelerator In this new world we will glide Beyond the laws of nature. I've searched for exotic particles, And I've finally found my fate. Read every scientific article, To find your bottomonium state! Here's my Large Hard-On collider! It gives off massive energies. Here's my Large Hard-On collider! It's so big, it's in two countries! When I see your b̶i̶g̶ ̶b̶o̶s̶o̶m̶s̶ Higgs Boson, Baby, through all that string theory, My protons collide for all the wrong reasons. The collider's mass gets heavy. Here's my Large Hard-On collider! It gives off massive energies. Here's my Large Hard-On collider! It's so big, it's in two countries! Baby, taste the chemistry. And feel the physics. Come mount this vacuum pipe. As you take the greatest ride in history. Here's my Large Hard-On collider! It gives off massive energies. Here's my Large Hard-On collider! It's so big, it's in two countries!