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http://www.SmoothE.tv - In the sequel to the Oscar-sweeping film, "The Artist," George and Peppy become hip-hop artists and search for the perfect crepe. Written, produced and performed by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E CREW Executive Producer - Eric Schwartz Director/Editor - Ron Eigen (http://www.roneigen.com) Artistic Director/Makeup - Desiree V. Castro DP - Cooper Dunn CAST Eric Schwartz - George Samantha Gutstadt - Peppy Karina Van Leuven - Hot Flapper Ben Zelevansky - Al Zimmer ...and introducing Wilson as the dog! Special thanks to Andres Del Sol, Russell Weissman and the rest of the Maker Studios family! LYRICS So bourgeois in black and white Name in lights Cuz I come to America and win the Oscar On ze first try (So bourgeois) a Frances You don't know how to ballet Would I like a lap dance? Oui, si vous plait (So bourgeois) I am prepared The Euro is worth more here (So bourgeois) It's so cheap here It's like Greece here Visa to be here from Michel Take your pick, Foucault, Gondry, Hazanavicius (So bourgeois), un croissant get over it, we smoke a lot You want a non-smoking section? It's called England (So bourgeois) parlez vous, You don't eat snail? What's wrong with you? We don't hate American. We just think we're better than you (So bourgeois) Le beret Mustache, cafe au lait Rendez vous, deja vu, Tour de France, Cirque du Soliel We give you the Statue of Liberty and ze buffet And you disrespect it, when you have crepe! [CHORUS] (So bourgeois) In black and white Zat's no crepe Zat's no crepe Zat's a crepe (So bourgeois) In black and white Zat's no crepe How you say...? Zat's a crepe When ze lady want to go to the spa Do ze nail, but leave the hair under ze arm Real women smell like foie gras voulez vous coucher avec moi (ce soir) (So bourgeois) That's a crepe, je voudre? (So bourgeois) What she order, prix fixe, ay? (pre- fix, ay?) My crepe is cold cold, make me sick Bring me another with a tub of Nutella and make it quick Out in France, we drink wine Legal age to drink is nine If you're a man, cheat on your wife She don't mind Strauss-Kahn did it wrong if you ask me I only love a woman if she look like Amelie It's souflet, not "souflet" Buffet, not "bu-fet" Why can't you get it? You don't drive a "Chev-ro-let" Madamoisella, would you bring moremore Nutella I'm an actor from Paris A la mode like vanilla, huh! "Perfect! Can you give me just one more?" "With pleasure" [CHORUS] (So bourgeois) In black and white Zat's no crepe Zat's no crepe Zat's a crepe