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Insecure Miami Heat Can't Figure Out Who Garnett Called a "Sloppy-Chested Shit"

4y ago


In Doc and Kenny's return to GOOMF, Kevin Garnett has thrown the Heat into identity crisis, a trailblazing jockey rides directly on his horse's head, and the Braves are in the market for a 2010 Jason Heyward. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: Like The Onion on Facebook: Follow The Onion on Twitter: