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Fucking Oasis To Probably Be Worked Into Olympics Opening Ceremony
The Onion 10mo ago
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Weeping Guy
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Web Series Reaches 100 Views
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Could Plastic Surgery Be Your Ticket To Employment? - Dr. Good - Ep. 2
The Onion 1d ago
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Tim Allen, Mark Wahlberg, And Tara Reid Spotted At Cafe Discussing Oh God What Are They Planning?
The Onion 1d ago
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The Best Of Today Now!: Fresh Roasted Cup Of News
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Your Insides Look Like Smashed Tomatoes - Dr. Good - Ep. 1
The Onion 3d ago
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David Fincher To Helm YouTube's First Hour-Long Drama Series 'Turtle Has Sex With Shoes'
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The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
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Man Says 'Fuck It,' Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
The Onion 6d ago
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There Are People In World Who Are Concerned About Current State Of Hip-Hop
The Onion 1w ago
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Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
The Onion 1w ago
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Brad Pitt Decides To Grow Out Forehead Hair
The Onion 1w ago
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Excited Man Only Two Therapy Sessions Away From Resolving Issues
The Onion 2w ago
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Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris
The Onion 2w ago
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Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression
The Onion 3w ago
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Chick-fil-A debuts its new homophobic sandwich, the 'Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu,' a horrible couple really wants their wedding to reflect their personalities, and Uncle Ben's plans to compete against Apple with a brand new smart phone.
