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Don't Touch My Junk written by Daniel Kristensen.wmv
3 months ago
Description
Don't Touch My Junk, written by Houston musician Danny Kristensen, is a musical riff on the viral video of a San Diego man arguing with a TSA screener during a pat-down before boarding a plane earlier this month. I was flying out to D.C. with my frequent flier miles. Usually when I make this trip, I'm greeted with sweet smiles. I walked up on security, shocked what they could see. I asked for my alternates, he said 'Come along with me.' He pat me down. He felt me up. Don't touch my junk. The airport man was shocked when I made my desperate plea. ...He called for all his backup. They just won't let me leave. But now I just want out of here. What do they want with me? You can bring me down into such a funk. Don't touch my junk.
