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Depressed Balloon Artist

4y ago


In this changing economy, people aren't looking for skilled balloonists anymore. They're not even looking for skilled Rubik's Cube jugglesolvers -- though admittedly, that's a much cooler party trick. However, the best party trick of ALL is attempting to wash away your sorrows in hard whiskey and failing at it. (This prompt courtesy of @NixWesthoff)