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Tags
- animal trainer
- animals
- at all
- cats
- chicken nuggets
- circus
- curious george
- disney princess
- dogs
- elephants
- fox
- fuck you
- greeting cards
- in town
- ladies and gentlemen
- love
- movies
- mr fox
- my little pony
- nature
- nickelodeon
- noahs ark
- petting zoo
- ringling bros
- saturday morning
- sock puppet
- talking dogs
- the farm
- tigers
- turn around
- upside down
- wild beasts
- zoos
Description
SATURDAY MOURNING My Little Pony, killed secretly Berenstain Bears, lost gall bladders Mr. Fox poached, rich bitch fur coat Curious George, brain filled with surge Saturday morning is a blur If cartoons are too violent, what about reality Fuck you and your morals, the deceptions that you reap We love animals Ladies and gentlemen, Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus Proudly presents the greatest animal trainer of all time... SATAN! The circus is in town, turn that frown upside down Elephants and tigers slapped around Off to the zoo where wild beasts are enslaved Sit around and get stared at all day We'll go to the farm where there's a petting zoo Kids can touch and feed what's brewing in their stew Not stuffed fucking toys, these ones bleed a bit Real faces, sounds that will fill your pants with shit Saturday morning is a lie This is not fucking Nickelodeon Not a fucking Pixar movie This is a place where all your furry friends are tranquilized and beat Sounds of nature Scream in terror Mankind is here We love animals The talking dogs and singing frogs Sock puppet lambs, mascots for fans Fat lazy cats, chimps in weird hats Behind closed doors Burn them, beat them, kill them Fuck them, they mean nothing Chicken nuggets in fun dino shapes Trapped in the dark, crowded together in their own shit, they wait Ultra processed, Disney Princess spaghettios with franks Five months of hell, can't turn around, stuck in a small metal crate We love the greeting cards, the fruit snack sharks, and Noah's Ark But love cannot compete with ugliness and vanity We're always so fucking hungry And after all the ways we think we've grown, we're still a nation of hypocrites And after all the things we claim to know, we're still so primitive and ignorant
