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Call Me Maybe Parody - The Shidduch Crisis

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Lyrics: The shadchan said you were swell We met up at a hotel I looked at you and I fell Over my long skirt You got somebody to help Cus you can't touch me yourself That's when knew I could tell That you were my bashert Your neshama's glowing Black hat, tzitis showing Wind's got your payis blowin Come on, where's this shidduch going? Chorus: Hey this is crazy Cause you and I met 12 days ago and We're not engaged yet And all the other girls Are having baaabies And they're all saying Tehilim for me Did kever Rachel three times All the segulas and wines But you're still taking your time And I'll be nineteen soon My mommy cries every day Did you see my resume Did Shana Bet, BJJ And I do chessed too I want to make your Challah Ask me to be your kallah Heard that your mom uses plastic But I still think you're fantastic Chorus: Hey this is crazy Cause you and I met 12 days ago and We're not engaged yet And all the other girls Are having baaabies And they're all saying Tehilim for me

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Call Me Maybe Parody - The Shidduch Crisis

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