bulk and skull

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The season 2 opener to MMPR is nothing but a series of unnecessary explosions. Whee! After kicking out Rita Repulsa, the more repulsive Lord Zed tries plans ad naseum that Rita has already worn out: kidnapping the terminably drippy citizens of Angel Grove. But screw all that. Bulk and Skull are at the beach! Could this mean more mayonaise? Or perhaps Bulk and Skull are guest starring on Baywatch finally? No, they're becoming a more effective version of the Putties. More effective in that the Putties simply waste screen time, whereas Bulk and Skull don't get enough (which is unrealistic according to the show's standards, but I'm obviously not being a conformist here). Too bad it would not have been deemed appropriate for Bulk and Skull to bury that irritating red-headed stepchild in the sand up to his ankles...upside down. But don't worry, because at least 2.09 is a Thuy Trang episode, which is always good. So how do Bulk and Skull know Pierre? He's about as French as much as he doesn't huff paint. 2.10 brings us the return of Ms. Appleby, who looks like Joan Chen totally let herself go, which is a pretty rude thing of me to say so I'm sorry. MMPR always gives us clear examples of stupid behavior on the school's part. Word-count essays are an outmoded skeleton from the past which in no way governs the quality of one's writing, and page-count papers are no different. One should question the American education system's overall effectiveness at teaching good writing, even though all anyone writes are crappy persuasive research essays geared to make people one-up each other like little whores. Of course even teaching this isn't going so well, because instead of improving the teaching there's just more class requirements, which are irrelevant. As for their essay's subject matter, how the hell hard can it be to write 500 words on something you're interested in? Hell, I do that every single Bulk and Skull video. It's all this MLA crap that ruins writing, but I don't have near enough room to get into why THAT'S a bunch of bullshit too. Please note Bulk and Skull's facial expressions at the very end of the scene where they decide on their essay's subject. The fact that all the Bulk and Skull outtakes are not on a DVD for people to purchase is a crime. And Ernie really is a Power Ranger, how about that. I envision a new Power Rangers series, with Bulk, Skull, Ernie, Ms. Appleby, and Mr. Kaplan as the new rangers. The title of 2.11 is "Guitardo" as in "Guitardo Retardo", the latest unworthy franchise in a long line of ripping off of Um Jammer Lammy. This famous episode shows a reason why Bulk and Skull should have guest starred on Fawlty Towers. And boy are they getting randy! Trini gives the "don't cry wolf" cliche, which makes no sense, because who wouldn't want to meet a cute fuzzy wolfy? unless of course you're a fat redneck. Besides, that story is just a lame excuse for people to allow what happened to Kitty Genovese. Oh, I'm sorry you got raped and murdered in public, I was too busy thinking you were faking it! I think in this scene the PRs realize they really appreciate what Bulk and Skull do. After all, the "Damsel in Distress" sketch will firmly remain a classic of B&S. Too bad Bulk and Skull don't get to be in the plot more, because I don't get many opportunities to point out that Lord Zed is such a hardcore nudist he doesn't even go skins, and I really hate it when he sits down. Also YouTube video descriptions don't give me enough room to go off on every single tangent I'd like to, especially in the way I'd like to phrase them. I wanted to include Kimberly's song, but it tragically doesn't feature Bulk and Skull on screen, so I'll just mention she played the eponymous title character in Suzie Q. What the hell is up with the "urban trash" version of the PRs? I had to include them, because Bulk and Skull fear NOBODY...except these LOSERS for some reason. Why is that!? B&S c...