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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory London Musical - It's Teavee Time (Lyrics in description)

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Lyrics below. In this song we meet Mike Teavee, played by Jay Heyman. Check out Jay's music video at http://youtu.be/F3kHyFMDKTE and be sure to buy tickets to enjoy this great show at http://goo.gl/lqrbLw * LYRICS * Mrs Teavee: Oh welcome to you gentlemen and ladies of the press, how wonderful to share this day with you. You've travelled far and wide, don't be shy - please come inside. I've plates of petit four and cheese fondue. The reason that you've gathered is to meet my little boy. The hero of the good old USA. So now if you're all strapped in, let the press conference begin. Little angel, do you have something to say? Mike Teavee: Bang, bang, futuristic rodeo. See Captain Knuckle Duster hang 'em on high. Take your hard drive - boot 'em up, for a cyber shoot 'em up. This is the life now die. Mrs Teavee: Oh Mike is just high spirited, that's what the doctor said. He's just a mini version of my spouse. Mr Teavee: What? Mrs Teavee: And they said it was a phase, when he set the cat ablaze. But the authorities request that little Mike not leave the house. And so we let him sit at the computer day and night. He's promised me that he won't ever budge. Cos things went from bad to worse, when he chloroformed that nurse. Darling tell the people what you told the judge. Mike Teavee: Hack, hack, I've set the Wonka mainframe. I'm Captain Knuckle Duster - I'm a super spy. Got his password "golden star", never had to buy a bar. This is the life now die. Mrs Teavee: It was a childhood prank, when he stole that German tank. But we never wish that we had had a daughter. Medication sets us free, one for Mike and two for me. And at six I pour a shot of mommy water. Well, it has been a pleasure having you inside our home. To see he's just a little boy at play. And though I break out in the sweats, when we hide his cigarettes, we've got him down to just two packs a day. And now we'll go to Wonka's where he'll make some brand new friends. I pray to God he fits in with the gang. But if there is no TV, it'll be like world war 3. But for now I'll let him go out with a... Mike Teavee: Bang, bang, been playing now for fifty hours. Watch Captain Knuckle Duster make the losers cry. Mrs Teavee: You can bet for sure this kid'll win. Mike Teavee: Mommy where's my ritalin? This is the life now die. Mrs Teavee: Thanks for coming.