the surgeon

the surgeon

Surgeon Simulator Gameplay 2014 - Worst Surgeon Ever! -iPad/iPhone

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Surgeon Simulator for iPad/iPhone by Bossa Studios Ltd Here comes the worst surgeon on Surgeon Simulator iPad 2014 iTunes: ($5.99) https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/surgeon-simulator/id814977594?mt=8 You are the surgeon. Bob is the victim. Do your worst! Take urgent care of the world's unluckiest patient, Bob, with your very own shaky hands. As the would-be surgeon Nigel Burke, perform all kinds of crazy surgeries to try to save his life -- or fail hilariously in the process while poor Bob... Well, dies. Join the ranks of more than one million players who butchered Bob for the amusement of 250 million people who watched the failed surgeries on YouTube, now from the comfort of your awesome iPad, anytime, anywhere. Hospitals don't get any better than this, really. "Bob! Booooob! Don't die on me, Bob!" - PewDiePie "Where's the %$£%$@£ heart?!? It's gone! It's on the floor now, and I don't think the 5 seconds rule apply, dude!" - RoosterTeeth "And now, Bossa has added madly swirling eye balls to the mix. Comedy gold." - The Guardian "Shhhhh. I Doctor Now." - Anonymous meme creator. Awesome work, mate! You should have signed it, though... In this spiffy version of the classic game, you'll find: - The trusty Heart and Double-Kidney transplants; - Two new surgeries: Give Bob a smile with Teeth transplant, and a great look with Eyes transplant; - Feeling lucky? Abandon the Operation Theatre and try your hand on a moving trolley in the hospital corridors; - Brand-new control system: gone is Nigel's left arm, in are your nimble fingers; - More than 50 new achievements to unlock and prove you rule; - Record and upload your botched surgeries anywhere you want (iPad 4 and up only); - Tons more we won't tell you so we don't spoil the surprise; - Multiplayer. Show your friends who's the boss. It's a good day to save lives. What's New in Version 1.0.2 - CRASH! BANG! WALLOP? Not any more. Your iPad 2s and iPad Minis will crash no more! - You know that gorgeous clock radio? You know, the one that looks like the one your granddad had in 1983? You may want to look at it a little more closely... - Those with chubby fingers - rejoice! We've tweaked the clickable areas on some of the tools to make accurate surgery possible for surgeons of ALL digit size. - Balance is a delicate thing. With the precision of a surgeon (other than Nigel Burke), we've adjusted some minor balance issues to make your game experience 42% more enjoyable.