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the secret service

Obama; The V.P. We’ve gotten so close, in some places in Indiana, they won’t serve us pizza anymore.

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Obama; The V.P. We’ve gotten so close, in some places in Indiana, they won’t serve us pizza anymore. Meanwhile, back here in our nation’s capital, we’re always dealing with new challenges. I’m happy to report that the Secret Service, thanks to some excellent reporting by White House correspondents, they’re really focusing on some of the issues that have come up. And they finally figured out a full-proof way to keep people off my lawn. (Laughter.) It works. And it’s not just fence-jumpers. As some of you know, a few months ago, a drone crash-landed out back. That was pretty serious, but don’t worry, we’ve installed a new, state-of-the-art security system. (Laughter.) You know what, let me set the record straight. I tease Joe sometimes, but he has been at my side for seven years now. I love that man. (Applause.) He’s not just a great Vice President, he is a great friend. We’ve gotten so close, in some places in Indiana, they won’t serve us pizza anymore. (Laughter and applause.) I want to thank our host for the evening, a Chicago girl, the incredibly talented Cecily Strong. (Applause.) On “Saturday Night Life,” Cecily impersonates CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin. Which is surprising, because usually the only people impersonating journalists on CNN are journalists on CNN. (Laughter.)