the gregory brothers

the gregory brothers

Obama Goes Ham

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George Watsky tour dates: http://georgewatsky.com/tour his channel: http://youtube.com/gwatsky In his 2013 State of the Union address, President Obama calls attention to the opposition party's lack of compromise and the abundance of Snooki tans. Our 2nd Channel: http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers TWITTER: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers SONGIFY yourself: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/songify/id438735719?mt=8 ...http://bit.ly/YTGBSongifyAndroid\ WEAR things: http://www.rodeoarcade.com/collections/gregorybrothers LISTEN to things: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-gregory-brothers/id317476135 mastered by dan millice - http://www.danmillice.com singing by stephon lamar - http://www.youtube.com/stephonlamar LYRICS: hey, what up it's been a while how's your wife, how's your dog, how's your child let's do this everybody listen to this time for the state of the union last year was wack but now we got a new one fresh out the shrink wrap and i think that if we try, we can do what we never thought we can do, son because our asses aren't quite as broke and our foreign policy's not as much of a joke dreamin up imaginary enemies and droppin bombs like we mixed mushrooms and coke so listen up kids let me teach you about the government guys wearin ties all decide how all your money's spent i try to make as much change as i can but i can't seem to get it past man with the spray tan this year i won't abide by that imma introduce john boehner's face to my pimp slap believe me, 2013's gonna be the best damn year your grandpappy's ever seen and no one can stop us from makin history not even the man whose orange tan is a mystery why would he want to be so tan? is he an oompa loompa out on the lam? why would he want to be so tan? is he snooki & jwoww's number one fan it's really weird to be so tan you lie the constitution is orange and so am i In you're in need or got lots and lots if you're clean or you're on the rocks if you're a heeb or a proper WASP I don't give a HOOO if you're green like you're roger klotz or bright red like sriracha sauce forrest gump told me life is a chocolate box you never know what you're gonna get so love every flavor like you got a big crate of otterpops baby this america bright orange, be carrot top grow up to be president you could be a dinosaur you be a triceratop I got a terra cotta body and a lot women want it baby I'm so orange red White and orange freedom is a word that rhymes with orange alright someone get me a tissue i'll compromise on the skin tone issue but if i do you compromise too instead of bitchin about all the things i do according to the haters, i do everything wrong alright, then put your tin foil hats on if you blame me for stupid shit, i'll show you what stupid shit is from now on, we all follow sharia law, bitches nah, i won't abide by that imma introduce john boehner's face to my pimp slap believe you me, 2013's gonna be the best damn year your grandpappy's ever seen what about 1999? NO what about 1865? NO what about 1777? NO what about 1611? HELL NO what about 1539? NO what about 1455? NO what about 1334? NO or -6 when Jesus was born?uh uh what about -413? NO when greece was still a democracy? NO what about negative a million one? NO when a dude was born with opposable thumbs? NAH what about negative a hundred million? NO when dinosaurs were smashin and killin? NO what about the year the Earth was made? WELL... and Ice Cube said it was a good day? MAYBE