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Winter Nights (Qatar World Cup) by Sepp Blatter

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Sepp's decided the 2022 World Cup will be held in winter folks, so let's see what he's got to say for himself as he explains his decision...with a bit of help from John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. Follow me on social media: Twitter.com/jimdalycomedy Facebook.com/jimdalycomedy Instagram.com/jimdalycomedy Lyrics: Winter lovin', it will be grand Winter lovin' over there in the sand I know we usually play in July But it's so hot some of the players might die So let's be bold and wait till it's cold Woah-uh for the Qatar World Cup Tell me more, tell me more Will there be water breaks? Tell me more, tell me more Will the refs all be shiekks? I know it's messy and I know what you’ll say "Oh Sepp its rubbish" but you’ll watch anyway And as for me, my presidency might end This is what you get for calling me a bellend! Winter nights (and a lack of human rights) Woah-uh, at the Qatar World Cup Tell me more, tell me more Normal leagues will be screwed! Tell me more, tell me more And the players will be too! Come on guys, stop your defence You all like Christmas, here are more presents Every day a game in December It’s like a football advent calendar Santa Claus wants to know all the scores Woah-uh at the Qatar World Cup Tell me more, tell me more Let me be a naysayer Tell me more, tell me more Name me ONE Qatar player! I know the tickets, they won’t be that cheap And the stadiums they might not be complete But start saving for it today Well, except if you’re female or gay If you lose, or you’re racially abused Shake his hand, and you will feel like new Tell me more, tell me more What will the next plan be? Tell me more, tell me more Mars for the Champions League?! It’s much colder, so we can play And winter works in the Olympic games This is the best decisions I’ve ever made (I don’t really care, as long as I get paid) It’s not far…a World Cup in Qatar But...yeah! Those winter niiiiiiiiiiiights