knocked up

knocked up

DOD - Knocked Up In Knock

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let me tell you all about my trip to knock got on the tour bus with a flask of gin and tea in my sock i started knocking it back, i started gulping it down i started chatting up this girlie from donegal town she said i want you bad i said i know you do i reached down and grabbed a johnny from inside of my shoe i slipped it deep in side cause we were both in lust and when i took it out i realised the johnny had bust what about ye i hop of the bus and do you know what i see? another lovely girly wants the hop off me i take her hand and walk behind the marian shrine and show her how the dod passes the time kisses and hugs bum time with plugs 2 in the pink and one in the stink burgers and chips dildos and whips ginger pubes johnnies and lube she said i want you bad i said i know you do i reached down and grabbed a johnny from inside of my shoe i slipped it deep in side i think i might be cursed i can’t believe it now, the second rubber johnny has burst she wants me one more time i just can’t take that chance i reach down, pick up my suitcase and i pull up my pants he ran away from me i fecked off to dundalk, i just realised i got 2 girlies knocked up in knock what about ye