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DOWNLOAD EXPLICIT VERSION ON ITUNES! - http://bit.ly/R7RcC1 O-bomb and R-money drop some fat beats and debate an age old question: boobs or butts? Directed by: Aaron Simpson Written by: Andy Ochiltree Music Production by: Markaholic http://www.markaholic.com/ Featuring: Alphacat as Obama http://www.youtube.com/alphacat Brock Baker as Romney and Clinton http://www.youtube.com/McGoiter Steve Greene as the Announcer http://www.youtube.com/SteveGreeneComedy Produced by: Mondo Media Inc. http://www.youtube.com/MondoMedia Executive Producer: John Evershed Producers: Stevie Wynne Levine, April Pesa Animation Production by: Snark Rocket Studios http://www.snarkrocket.com/ After Effects: Jake Akuna LYRICS INTERVIEWER : Ok, moving on - our next question comes from Twitter user @deez_nutz: INTERVIEWER : What's the meaning of this?! OBAMA: Well, I, um . . . I'm . . . look...let me be clear OBAMA: I'm an - Ass-man! They call me commander-in-CHEEK I'm jockin' tight butts from here to Mozambique From cheeks in Greece to Deri-aires in France Booty gives rise to my executive branch Cuz a babe without back is a disaster That's why Michelle's on the stair-master C'mon America - the answer is clear This country needs a man who brings up the rear I'll reverse gas price-escalation! He'll just push pro-areola legislation Ya I can't get enough of big bums I'll play booty cheeks like congo drums INTERVIEWER : But can US booty compete internationally? OBAMA: Uh, Is Kim Kardashian a huge-ass freak? Ya Democrats love them some posterior mass, C'mon - why you think our mascot's an ass? CHORUS: C'mon, America, how y'all like to freak? Do you honk the chest or pinch a cheek? ROMNEY: Let me rebut and drop the verse This country needs a man who puts gazongas first There's no need to be coy or inconspicuous I want titties so big they're udderly ridiculous I'm the one percent, my wallet's 3 feet thick, Big-breasted hippy chicks occupy my dick Hotter than hell, cooler than ice cubes You had Bush, America, now grab some boobs I like my funds super-PAC and girls super-stacked Cuz motor-boating's not the same with an ass-crack INTERVIEWER : But can our yabbos compete with the Chinese? ROMNEY: Bitch, please! Just give em a squeeze. Ya take a fat girl home just for the heck of it Cause I like my titties bigger than the national deficit OBAMA: I like big girls too, with the fat-ass thighs Corn-fed on cornbread, pie and curly fries With an ass so huge that it needs a map It's like a continental shift when she makes it clap CHORUS: C'mon america, how y'all like to freak? Do you honk the chest or pinch a cheek? ROMNEY: I will leave no breasts unmolested! OBAMA: I guessing someone was never breastfed? ROMNEY: You're blinded by this ass-backwards fascination! OBAMA: And that's straight character ass-assination! VOICE FROM OFF SCREEN: Cut the beat! CLINTON: Gentlemen, I can't believe what I'm hearing Is all respectable debate just disappearing? Pick boobs AND butts, no need to choose Take it from an ass freak who's a total boob!