genghis khan

genghis khan

Can't Write This

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He’s baaack… Watch Texas A&M University Writing Center’s MC Grammar Punch deliver his signature tune, “Can’t Write This.” Need writing help in Aggieland? Let MC GP tell you where to get down. Music by MC Hammer Lyrics by MC Grammar Punch Can’t Write This Can’t Write This I can’t Write This I can’t Write This My, my, my professor’s so tough Makes me say "What the stuff?" What is this assignment here Wanna poke out my eyes and pull out my hair It’s bad, cuz I don’t know what she’s on Twenty-six pages on the death of Genghis Khan Trust me, this bites and this is the pap-uh, I can't write I can’t write this! Search the database, and stacks I gotta do some research and figure out the facts Got a draft, it’s lookin’ kinda rough a little bit of substance but a whole lotta fluff And I’m lookin’, for grammar flaws The difference ‘tween restrictive and a non-restrictive clause Like that, like which I don’t wanna plagiarize and don’t want you to snitch Got a quote within a quote but I don’t know which to cite And this is a pap-uh, I can't write I can’t write this! Write it down! Stop! Grammar Time! Go to the center, for assistance Wanna write your essay? Then you gotta go the distance Getting’ focused, in the zone Workin’ on it here so I can finish it at home Consultants, legit They always work hard and they don’t know when to quit. And that’s word, because you know. I can’t write this Stop! Grammar Time! It’s the Writing Center for the University It's "grammar, good grammar, MC Grammar, no grammar" And all the help is free! Can’t Write This! Write it down! Stop!