gary numan

gary numan

The Fuckbook Store *Lyrics in description.

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Courtesy of Steve Pulaski and Josh Witt. We have no idea what we're doing. Notice the thoughtful lyricism, wonderful singing, and on time guitar. While I wouldn't compare us to the greats like Iggy, 2 Chainz, Carly Rae Jepsen, I do believe we can match those plebeian bands like Queen, Gary Numan, Hozier, Prince... You know, those scrubs. Enjoy, noobs. I took a girl out before she left for school Couldn't believe my luck, this woman thought I was cool But now she's off to college finding better men than me I need something more I'm sure all the employees there thought I was nuts As I roamed the aisles with movies bearing big butts If I can't have the real thing I'll get the substitute I'm at the fuckbook store Buying porn from every genre Forget online, it's official Drowning all my sorrows with Monster Juggs #9 People here are so awkward, looking at me like I'm crazy But I just want company in the form of a virtual lady It may be wrong, it may be bad But I'm tired of feeling empty and sad I'll watch anything, I'll even buy more They all know why I'm at the fuckbook store I truly loved every second of her company But now she's going two-thousand miles away from me And even grain alcohol couldn't numb my heart no more So, hey, I'll hit the fuckbook store Buying porn from every genre Forget online, it's official Drowning all my sorrows with Fuck My Mom and Me 2 Deluding myself it's normal, lurking in the fetish section Lord knows that pretty soon I'll cater to a large erection I just don't care, if you think it's wrong I don't believe in hitting the bong I'll watch anything, I'll even buy more Just roaming around inside the fuckbook store I'll play the movie and put some coffee in a cup Foreplay, execution, finish, then I clean up But when it's over, I'll continue being ashamed more So it's, back to the fuckbook store Buying porn from every genre Forget online, it's official Drowning all my sorrows with Big Ass Fixation #8 Satisfaction's momentary, until I start feelin' lonely The haze passes with no warning, wishin' someone would come hold me We all want love, and company, and to be embraced by someone not our own But I'll sit here, with burro movies, just wanting more I'll hit the fuckbook store I'll hit the fuckbook store I might be lonely And in need of more But right now I'm at the fuckbook store.