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Pat Ingoldsby - A Hymn To My Buttocks

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*LYRICS ENCLOSED* A Hymn To My Buttocks Hail to thee blithe buttocks you cushion me when I sit down Oh glorious left and right buttocks 2 feet six from the ground. I wish to gaze on thy beauty but thou art round the back I have never seen thee properly thou art off the beaten track. I've tried using mirrors but reflections arn't the same I wish to greet thee face to face oh what a terrible shame. We are total strangers yet I sit on thee every day thou art my comfy bits oh never go away. I shall never break wind again thou deservest better than that. Oh beautiful bulging buttocks yours sincerely, Pat.