edinburgh fringe

edinburgh fringe

GYM SONG - RACHEL PARRIS

3d ago
SOURCE  

Description

Written and performed by Rachel Parris SEE RACHEL'S COMEDY SHOW "BEST LAID PLANS" AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE THIS AUGUST - https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on#q=%22Rachel%20Parris%3A%20Best%20Laid%20Plans%22 Video by David Spearing Music produced by Laurence Hobbs Featuring Ben Fogg David Jackson Carrie Marx Jonathan Monkhouse Milly Thomas and Matt Kyprianou as "Craig" With thanks to The Pheasantry, Kings Road and Anytime Fitness, Tooting LYRICS There’s something deep inside me That I’m longing to get out I have to tell somebody I wanna scream and shout I’ll see your eyes cast open wide when I tell you I… I went to the GYM I went to the GYM Ask me what I did today and watch me grin I went to the GYM I went to the GYM I’ll tell you three or four more times that I went to the GYM Did you go to the GYM I’ll hear you ask “Yes I went to the GYM” I’ll say “When was your last time at the GYM?” you plead and my answer is TODAY! The GYM where I go when I go to the GYM Is a wonderful GYM you’ll see Or maybe you haven’t been to the GYM Or at least not recently--- Unlike me! I went to the GYM Seven minutes on the treadmill I went to the GYM walking on the treadmill and I hope none of you forget (Don’t you forget) That I went to the GYM I was there for half an hour Including the shower And I must be fit because I didn’t break a sweat (Didn’t break a sweat!) The man who works at the GYM came across the GYM To talk to me at the GYM And he asked if I’d been to the GYM before And I said “What GYM?” and he said “This GYM!” And I looked at the GYM at the GYM I was in And I smiled and I looked at him And I asked that guy “Can I call you JIM?” He said “No, my name is Craig” “Did you say Greg?” “No I said Craig” he said And I said “Craig, Craig, Craig, I went to the GYM!” I went to the GYM And I’ve even bought some shares in JD Sports… And what will be my life now I know that it will change This brave new world around me So exciting and so strange But for the first time since I’ve been a member Which’ll be three years since this December I went there and I’ll always remember When I Went to the GYM I went to the GYM one time I don’t need to go again I went to the GYM