don mclean

don mclean

Westerosi Pie (A Game of Thrones Parody of "American Pie")

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A tribute to George R. R. Martin and the thing at which he most excels. Song available at http://www.paulandstorm.com Lyrics by Paul and Storm Music by Don McLean Featuring: Jim Boggia - electric guitar Brendan Milburn - piano Special thanks to our artists: Lindsay Archer (lindsayarcher.com) @boxlessthought Angela Brett Peter Chiykowski Gina Mai Denn a hobo @horrorellablog @Jim_E_Sprocket Molly Lewis Virginia Lore Natalie Metzger (@Minitotoro, thefuzzyslug.com) @MidnightDBA Nora Miller (a.k.a. "Heiress to the Cheapass Games fortune") Mikey Neumann Alex Rasey Tailsteak (leftoversoup.com) Katie Utkie Chris Waffle Angela Webber Marcus C. York Above-and-beyond thanks: Jade Gordon (@jadegordon, patreon.com/jadegordon) Perry Zombolas Lyrics: A long long time ago I can still remember When Eddard Stark was not yet dead You'd think that maybe he'd have learned How good intentions get you burned But soon enough, the Hand had lost his head Then through the course of several novels And all the royal houses' squabbles The Westerosi marquee Grew increasingly less Stark-y I can't remember if I cried When Maester Luwin was cast aside Something broke me deep inside The way my favorites died So Bye bye every lady and guy From beheadings and Red Weddings And White Walkers and spies Assassins, dragonfire and poison in wine Wonder which'll be the way that I die? Which'll be the way that I die? Do you remember that first hour With the Lannisters humping in the broken tower And Bran had to take the fall The butcher's boy got ridden down Viserys got his golden crown And Uncle Benjen bit the dust out beyond the Wall Syrio said "not today" But Death came for him anyway Renly was the first of his name But a shadow killed him, all the same Danerys put the Masters in their place While Podrick was rounding past third base The Mountain mushed in Oberyn's face The day some more folks died They were singing CHORUS John Arryn got planted six feet down Peter Dinklange's accent went wandrin' 'round As the dragons ate a la carte The torture scenes went way too long Theon lived but he lost his dong And Ser Jorah Friendzone broke Khaleesi's heart Jon Snow discovered oral sex King Joffrey shat on his subjects Mance Rayder became a roast The Freys were such shitty hosts That before the bedding could even start "The Rains of Castamere" topped the charts Jamie Lannister sent them his regards The day the Starks all died They were singing CHORUS Every last Baratheon Fell like teardrops, one by one I guess that's the price of war Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Lysa flew just like a frisbee Stannis' daughter's extra-crispy Tyrion was bitter Shot Tywin on the shitter The Hound and Arya, now allies Ate every fucking chicken and stabbed some guys But now they're all just food for flies 'Cause George said "All men must die" CHORUS