chris fountain

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Music: Dougal Irvine Chris Fountain Stevie Webb Jack Shalloo Liam Tamne Verity Rushworth Its just, y'know Why do we say gay? Aren't there other words to say? When we want to offend one of our best friends, What is so special about gay? This kid at school named Norman called his mates a bunch of Tits He thought it so amusing they'd laugh with him Now Norman has no more mates, they've left him in the shits They didn't like the words he used about them Now bastard is too personal for chaps And no one likes the sound of minge or flaps Dickhead is too obvious, and wanker is passé It original, its wholesome, and its gay Now gay is very versatile, has many pseudonyms Bum bandit and rear admiral are two Butt muncher, toffee hunter, and the licker of chocolate rims There are many more directly linked with poo But bastard is too personal by half We could call each other willies but that word just makes us laugh Fuck off is so boring, we hear it every day Its charming, its cheery, and its gay What we like to hear is a rousing cheer That makes us feel like we're the only ones Cos we really are the best of chums Yes we really are the very best of chums Look, we wont get locked in jail for jokes on sexuality The worlds an awfully easy place to hide But theres a word, I heard, y'know, its called morality Our morals are being taken for a ride Look Jordan, I hear what your saying.... we're not homophobic No way man, I love gay people (not like that) Apparently 1 in 5 people are gay, some say more like 1 in 4 Yes bastard is too personal for us, Idiot and wally are just fucking crap insults Pillocks, prats and plonkers shows a lack of what to say Its euphoric, it symbolic and its gay Its erotic, its psychotic and its gay We're a macho bunch of lads, and we say Gay, gay, gay etc etc....