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Failed Musician Comes Crawling Back To Hometown
The Onion 11mo ago
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Could Plastic Surgery Be Your Ticket To Employment? - Dr. Good - Ep. 2
The Onion 16h ago
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Tim Allen, Mark Wahlberg, And Tara Reid Spotted At Cafe Discussing Oh God What Are They Planning?
The Onion 23h ago
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The Best Of Today Now!: Fresh Roasted Cup Of News
The Onion 1d ago
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Your Insides Look Like Smashed Tomatoes - Dr. Good - Ep. 1
The Onion 2d ago
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David Fincher To Helm YouTube's First Hour-Long Drama Series 'Turtle Has Sex With Shoes'
The Onion 2d ago
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The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
The Onion 3d ago
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Man Says 'Fuck It,' Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
The Onion 5d ago
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There Are People In World Who Are Concerned About Current State Of Hip-Hop
The Onion 1w ago
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Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
The Onion 1w ago
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Brad Pitt Decides To Grow Out Forehead Hair
The Onion 1w ago
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Excited Man Only Two Therapy Sessions Away From Resolving Issues
The Onion 2w ago
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Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris
The Onion 2w ago
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Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression
The Onion 3w ago
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VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot
The Onion 3w ago
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Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl
The Onion 3w ago
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Residents of Pennington, IL report that hot shit Jeff Statsky has returned home with his tail between his legs. (Aired 10/25/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
