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Nike Releases New Olympic Track Suits Designed To Limit Penis Wind Resistance

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In this week's GOOMF, Doc and Kenny pick their own poison, downing lethal doses of Dale Jr.'s new losing streak, the Heat's Chalmers-based offense, and Nike's tracksuit that streamlines the penis. Follow The Onion Sports Network on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onionsports Follow GOOMF's Kenny Kennedy on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/KennyGOOMF Follow GOOMF's Doc Brooks: http://www.twitter.com/DocGOOMF Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion